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101 Dalmatians (the
John Hughes one)
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1776 (“Not
everyone’s from Boston, John!”)
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A League of Their Own
(“Oo, that one hurt.”)
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The Abyss
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Adventures of Buckaroo
Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension (“No matter where you go, there
you are.”)
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Airplane! (“I never
jest. And don’t call me Shirley.”)
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Aliens (“Mostly
they come out at night. Mostly.”)
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The American President
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American Gangster
(except for the ending; he did not deserve to get off)
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Apocalypse Now (“I
wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one.”)
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Baby’s Day Out
(“We’re goin back to the tick-tock to get the boo-boo.")
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Babylon A.D.
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Batman (1989—“Gotham
City always brings a smile to my face.”)
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Batman Begins
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The Belles of St. Trinian’s
(the British girl’s school from Hell. Go, 4th Form!)
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Big Trouble in Little China (“I
never drive any faster than I can see—and besides, it's all in the reflexes.“)
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Blazing Saddles (“You've
got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the
land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.”)
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The Breakfast Club
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(the movie starring Christy Swanson)
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Charlie Wilson’s War
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The Corruptor (“You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the nasty stuff.”)
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Chushingura (the
Hiroshi Inagaki-directed one)
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Close Encounters of the Third
Kind
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Dave
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Dogma
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Eight Men Out
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Enter the Dragon
(“Man, you come right out of a comic book.”)
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Return of the Dragon
(“You won’t hurt them with your Chinese boxing!”)
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The Three Musketeers
&
The Four Musketeers
(the Richard Lester version)
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Fantasia
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Fantasia 2000
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"The Fatal Glass of Beer" (W.C.
Fields short) (“Think I’ll go out and milk the elk!”)
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Four Brothers
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Francis the
Talking Mule movies
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Galaxy Quest (“Never
give up! Never surrender!”)
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The Ghost and the Darkness
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Gladiator (“Are you not entertained?!”)
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The Great Escape
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The Green Mile
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Henry V (Kenneth Branagh version)
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House II (“I’m turnin' into an old fart!”)
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Hunt for the Red October (“Next time, Jack, write a *** **** memo!”)
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The Illusionist
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Jaws (“We definitely need a bigger boat.”)
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Jurassic Park (“You’ve got a T-Rex?”)
-
The Killer
(John Woo)
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King Solomon’s Mines
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Labyrinth (“I’m
tired of living up to your expectations!”)
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Lake Placid
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The Lone Wolf and Cub series (“And always there were the ninja.”)
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Looking for Richard (“Was woman ever in this mood wooed?”)
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M
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Ma & Pa Kettle
movies
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The Seven Samurai
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The Magnificent Seven (“Never rode shotgun on a hearse before.”)
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Major League (“And it is off the reservation!”)
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Man on Fire
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Matewan (“Today he is called communist, socialist, union man . . .”)
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The Mummy
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The Mummy Returns
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No Contest
-
Nosferatu
Hayao Miyazaki
(one of the greatest animators of all time):
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Nausicaä
of the Valley of the Wind
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My Neighbor Totoro
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Castle in the Sky
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Princess Mononoke
-
Howl’s Moving Castle

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Passion Fish (“You got to squeeze the Passion Fish.”)
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The Producers (“You are the audience; I am the author! I outrank you!”)
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The Quick and the Dead
-
Raiders of the Lost Ark (“I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.”)
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Red Dawn
(“Wolverines!”)
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Road House—until Sam Elliot leaves (“I bet that hurts, dudn’t it?”)
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Ronin
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Schindler’s List
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Serenity (“Shiny!”)
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Shakespeare in Love (“Good title!”)
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Shrek 1, 2 & 3
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Singin' in the Rain
-
Star Wars: A New Hope
(before edits) (“It was a stupid conversation anyway!”)
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Stigmata
-
The Stranger (with
Kathy Long) (“Bad manners.”)
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Sugar and Spice (“I see a crafts project!”)
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The Sword and the Sorcerer
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Superman (1978—“Actually,
her hair is silver.”)
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Taken
-
That Thing You Do!
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Tombstone (“Must be a peach of a hand.”)
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The Secret of Roan Inish
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The Untouchables—until Sean Connery leaves (“That’s the Chicago way.”)
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Yellow Submarine (“It’s no longer a blue world, Max! Where will we go?”
"Argentina?")
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Yojimbo (“I hate pathetic people! I’ll kill you if you cry!”)
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Young Frankenstein (“My name is FRANKENSTEIN!”)
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Zatoichi series (the blind masseur is a great swordsman!)
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Zoolander